Storm Area 51 The Truth Is In There

“A surreal look at cows in the night witnessing phenomenons that can happen only in the isolation of rural America’s Area 51. An ominous flood of light from unknown sources surrounds the two cows in what otherwise is the darkness of night. Is it an alien abduction? Is the truth IN there? Only these cows will ever know…..”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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Apple Announcement Introducing The I-Steampunk One

“Introducing The I-Steampunk Pro Version One, bringing you Timeless Elegance and Sustainable Innovation! Everyone is sure to have a story in their family that will be told through the generations of this marvelous contraption forged from the synergized strength of solid iron and the flexible power of steam. And not a single respectable household will ever forget where they were on that first day The I-Steampunk Pro Version One was introduced into their everyday lives and took them away from the mundanity of the flat world around us! The I-Steampunk Pro Version One, not just another one of your grandmother’s regifts, it’s Sustainable! Do yourself a favor, invest in this extraordinary piece of magnificent analog technology destined to become a legend in Timeless Elegance and Sustainable Innovation, creatively captured in this whimsical and inspiring I-Steampunk Pro Version One masterpiece that is both provocative and surreal. All I-Steampunk Pro Version Ones are bright and colorful and will add energy and enjoyment to any room in your house, office, retail space, or even your Steampunk Parlor, and comes with a 30 day money back guarantee if not totally satisfied. Don’t wait, rush to your nearest General I-Store and get your first I-Steampunk Pro Version One today!

The Revolution has already begun!”

– Wingsdomain, Chairman and CEO Steampunk DeEvolutionary Technology Machinesbuy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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The Prayer

“Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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Before Memory I Have Soared With The Hawk

“There is a place hidden in the boundless skies where the soaring hawk has flown. It is higher than the peaks of mountains and more vast than the ocean’s blue. On the side of one of its endless mountains is a steep unforgiving ledge where a maiden white waterfall plunges violently down into the depths of the hollow past. Trees abound reaching for the skies and the sun shines through a mist of gold that blankets the glistening mountain sides and floods the sleeping valley below. It is a place where the powers of nature is ever so gentle and the grandeur of god is ever present. Before memory, I have soared with the hawk.”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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Eat Drink Play Repeat San Francisco

“San Francisco, the universe’s number one gastronomic orgy, world renowned award winning wines and other lively spirits, and not to mention the biggest playground in the galaxy masked as the City by The Bay. Voted the most fun per square foot allowable by any big city ordinance, known internationally as the Mecca of Fun, and enjoyed by long time locals and eccentrics for centuries! If there were ever a place to practice your freedom of religion and philosophy of Eat, Drink, Play, and Repeat, look no further, San Francisco is Your destiny!”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

Barnum and Baileys Fabulous Road Trip Vacation Across The USA

“How else did you think James and PT go on vacation? It’s not like you can just drop off a tent full of circus animals at a doggy day care. And your neighbors can only take maybe one giraffe, at best another pig, but the whole circus act is just too much to impose on your neighbors. Just think of all the flak you will get for the rest of your live if you left your elephant with your neighbor and they soon realize picking up after an elephant is nothing like just picking up after your dog at all! So wake the neighbors and pack up the Winnebego because this Barnum and Bailey circus act is going on a Summer roadtrip vacation across the good ol’ US of A! I’m just hoping Denny’s have learned to flush their pipes from the last time we’all made a pit stop at their fine establishment, they should NEVER have served us the Grand Slam Breakfast!”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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Bridalveil’s Secrets

“Darkness settles in the skies as the last light shimmers behind this sleepy forest. The maiden glow of Bridalveil peeks through silhouettes of timeless trees with a powerful rumble that disappears into the calm night air. It is in this darkness where she will finally unveil the secrets hidden behind her veil,when neither man nor beast can judge her purity,and she can once again become naked to this night as she has done for an eternity.”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

 

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Yesterday Came Early Tomorrow Is Almost Over

“Autumn returns much too early in the cool night air. The days of old have already been swept by the wind into the sunset. Another year is coming to an end and what once was born has given way to the past. The new will replace the old and the old will wither in the darken skies. Tomorrow will come and yesterday will be forgotten. A kid’s laughter will become a father and mother’s smiles, and life will become old again. The sweet smell of roses is no more. If you blink, you will have missed a lifetime. Stay young, stay fresh. Yesterday came early and tomorrow is almost over.”buy museum quality print on canvas, metal, and quality photo paper

 

 

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