WingsLOG March 13, 2020
The Novel Coronavirus COVID-19 has created a standstill not seen in most of our lifetimes, cancelling or at least postponing just about every major event in America and the rest of the Universe and causing ripple effects, no make that tsunami effects, throughout our everyday lives. People are suddenly waking up to the fact that America and the rest of the Universe will be closed for business in one way or another for the foreseeable future. And this sudden awakening, even though the COVID-19 had been known since the end of 2019, has hit home like a tornado. And what do you and the rest of America do when you suddenly realize we are not ready for such a catastrophic closure of America? There’s only one thing to do. Don’t walk, run out to your local Walmart or any other supplies store that might have what you’re desperately looking for in your hour of primal reflex instinct, and hoard all the toilet paper you can shove into your Tesla or other means of transportation! 
Because you’all know, toilet paper is the life line to survival. Toilet paper keeps the sanity or at least the sanitation in each and everyone of us under control, toilet paper keeps it together! Lord knows what cavemen and cavewomen did before the advent of toilet paper, oh the humanity! And to think when we were kids we wasted all that good toilet paper on innocent vengeful attacks on our friendly enemy’s trees and houses, otherwise known as the age old tradition of teepeeing. A stroke of shortsightedness, hindsight has once again proven to be 20/20! And we look at all of God’s animals around us and we envy their adaptation to life without toilet paper…..or was it we humans who adapted toilet paper into our lives? Chicken or the egg, don’t answer, its rhetorical. It would be sooooo reassuring if we can go through our normal lives and when nature calls, we can just do as the great philosopher Confucius once meditated on, “Wherever you ‘go’, there you are!” And just in case you missed that subtle reference and it went over your collective heads, that “go” was my self-indulgent way of expressing Number Two, I’m certain that’s what Confucius meant too! And if you don’t know what Number Two is either, well, then there’s just no hope for you, you will soon be just another victim of Darwinism. But I digress. 
So getting back to Number Two, hark back to your ancestral caveman past and your distant savage animal cousins, and just drop your pants and go! And speaking of pants, that’s another thing we humans envy about animals, but that’s for another rambling at another time. But since we humans no longer have a valid membership to the animal kingdom because we were too busy evolving and forgot to renew, run out now to your local big warehouse supplies store before it’s too late – but wait until you finish reading this awesome mind-opening pseudo-philosophical article and after you’ve bought up a bunch of my art and photography museum quality prints – and go out and hoard up all the toilet paper to your heart’s content so you can be king or queen of the Universe and make others suffer without toilet paper. You too can be “Lord of the Flies” in a world turned upside down. Make all those around you drop to their knees and hail you when the adults are not watching because you are now Lord of the Toilet Paper! Only problem is, we are supposedly the adults here! And just as the moral of the story goes for “Lord of the Flies,” our kids emulate us adults, maybe that’s why we adults are now hoarding enough toilet paper for the Apocalypse just as our parents would have done!
Novel Coronavirus COVID-19 has brought out some of that ugliness and savage evolutionary ancestors in each one of us. Survival of the fittest, Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection at work here. With all the world’s problems past and present that we humans have faced, through our ardulous evolution, through wars of the world, and now this Novel Coronavirus COVID-19, who would have thought that we humans will ultimately be done in by the mundanity of toilet paper or lack thereof! Some final wise advise from a not so wise artist and photographer and part-time pseudo philosopher, keep calm and wash your hands! And make sure you hoard up on some whiskey or other spirits of your choice! Because when the shit hits the fan both figuratively and literally, and you are out of toilet paper because your neighbor bought up a truck load and refuse to share a single square, that bottle of whiskey will make everything look and smell like roses again.
- “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart – The Magic Flute” Museum Quality Print by Wingsdomain Art and PhotographyThis spellbinding composition seamlessly marries classicism with surrealism, transforming a traditional portrait of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart into a gateway to a celestial dreamscape. Anchored by the central figures meticulously detailed portrait – rendered with the luminous skin tones, powdered hair, and ornate textiles of the late 18th century – the artwork erupts into a fantastical ...continue reading...
- “Ulysses S Grant Battling Robert E Lee – Then He Who Continues The Attack Wins” Museum Quality Print by Wingsdomain Art and PhotographyThis sweeping, historically artwork dramatically captures the chaotic crucible of the American Civil War, utilizing a vibrant, high-contrast impressionistic realism to manifest the sheer intensity of tactical willpower. The artist masterfully structures the composition around a polarized focal dynamic: on the left, General Ulysses S. Grant charges forward on a powerful bay stallion beneath the ...continue reading...
- “Bovine Times Gazette Gossip Column – Hey, Did You Hear, Old Betsy Jumped Over The Moon” Museum Quality Print by Wingsdomain Art and PhotographyThis whimsical artwork beautifully captures the magic of classical surrealism, blending a rich, Renaissance-inspired color palette of deep ochres, emerald teals, and luminous gold with fine, meticulous brushwork that gives the scene an air of timeless, historic grandeur. The artwork perfectly visualizes the sensational headline rocking the front page of the “Bovine Times Gazette” gossip ...continue reading...
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